no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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