Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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