I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
