We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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