this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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