fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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