I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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