dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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