I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
