Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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