Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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