its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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