Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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