you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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