scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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