once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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