I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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