Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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