its not stalking. its research.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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