census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
