I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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