I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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