I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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