oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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