More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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