Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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