How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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