you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Someone signed my nipple.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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