the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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