Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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