I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You can't just leave with hair like that
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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