STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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