I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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