Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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