I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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