I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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