I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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