Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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