Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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