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Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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