Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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