I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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