I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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