420 ftw
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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