Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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