so that wasnt chicken after all
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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