Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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