i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize