Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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