Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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