whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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