last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I yelled at your uterus for you.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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