Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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