Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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