I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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