doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
