Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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