i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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