Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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